Tuesday, September 2, 2008

- Episode Three - Return of the lost Element

Shinobi Elemental Carders
- Episode Three -

It was a nice morning in perth, sun is out and not a single cloud in the sky. Birds are singing, trees are rustling and a slight breeze blowing. It's about 7:30 am and Leon Fire Heart is still sound asleep in his bed... sleeping peacefully...until..

Leon's Mum: AYE LEON TIME TO WAKE UP, TIME FOR SCHOOL HURRY GO SHOWER

Leon Fire Heart: aiya mother why you shout.. *mumbles* crazy woman

Leon's Mum: WHAT YOU SAY ? YOU WANT WOODEN SPOON?

Leon Fire Heart: uhh err i say lovely woman >.>

Leon gets up and takes a shower, gets dressed and heads down stairs for breakfast.

Leon's Mum: i make mee goreng for you okay anot?

Leon Fire Heart: ...uh.. mee gor - sai after in school i need to go bung sai then how? the toilet smelly, dirty and all got disease.

Leon's Mum: THEN MAKE TOILET PAPER SEAT COVER LAH , back in my day we have to use out house you think is better!? * mumbles * da ni leh..

Leon Fire Heart: okay lah what ever ... ¬.¬ so lame

Leon's Mum: okay faster eat i have to go play mahjong with your Ah Ma soon

So Leon eats his mee goreng and his mum drops him off at school.

Brandon EarthRoot: sup Leon, sleep okay mah?

Leon Fire Heart: yea.. until rooster come in and shout like its world war three -.-

Brandon Earthroot: Ha ha ha ha , your mother ah?

Leon Fire Heart: ya lah sianz.. school again so boreng

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: *kicks leon in the butt* MORNING !!

Brandon EartRooth: CAOZ LEH WHY YOU SHOUTING SO EARLY MORNING , CRAZY OR WHAT!?

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: ahhh sorry sorry its just that this morning my mother make me hor fun for breakfast waa it was so good HEN HAO LEH!

Leon Fire Heart: .... hor fun... you so lucky one..., my mother make me mee goreng.. =.=

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light jumps infront of group from behind a tree.
-every one shouts-

Michel Wong Keeper of the Light: did some one say hor fun ah? im craving it so badly.. this morning my mother make me char quay teow *mm*

Brandon EarthRoot: more like char GAY teow
-Michael hits him-

Jason RandomAbility comes around corner with two minute noodle in one hand, fried rice in other hand while drinking tebotol through a straw with the bottle in his pocket.

Jason RandomAbility- with food stuffed in his mouth-: g g g o o d morning ah , man my mother give me so much food, i love it! * dreams to himself , wo ai ni mama*

Leon Fire Heart: bleh hes dreaming again -.-, aye wheres Sean Shadow

Sean Shadow: SURPRISE !! - jumps down from a tree - sup hobo's wonderful morning aye =D

Leon Fire Heart: OKAY IF SOME ONE COMES OUT OF NO WHERE ONE MORE TIME IM GONA SMOOSH TIGER BALM ALL OVER THEIR FACE

-School Bell Rings-

Leon Fire Heart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

They all head to their first class, sport. After getting changed they all meet on the basketball courts to play some basketball when a strange presence is felt...

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: aye you guys sense that? it seems friendly ... yet evil...

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: yes i sense it to, what could it be..?

Jason RandomAbility: maybe its evil like... durian... but good like lychee?

Leon Fire Heart: ....ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS FOOD!?!?!

Brandon Earthroot: i don't sense anything what you guys talking about?

Sean Shadow: focus harder Brandon , stop thinking about sexy lady all the time

Brandon Earthroot: ¬.¬

This presence that each Carder felt was evil yet friendly. Only one person can be identified to fit this presence.... and that is...

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: CHAR SIU BAO?!?!?

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: NO PLEASE NO PLEASE NOT CHAR SIU BAO!

Sean Shadow: he left us... right when we needed him...

Brandon EarthRoot: .... why is he coming back... why?!

Leon Fire Heart: ... i can't believe Justin left us for char siu bao..., why Justin WHY?! DAMIT

Jason RandomAbility: DID SOME ONE SAY CHAR SIU BAO?! omg i love char siu bao its so GOOD!!
-whole group drops to ground, tear drop-

-Episode Three Finished-

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