-Episode Nine- Michael Wong Vs Brandon

Shinobi Elemental Carders

- Episode Nine - Michael wong Vs Brandon

YES IT HAS BEEN AWHILE BUT HERE IT IS!

The battle between Michael and Brandon is about to begin inside a huge tree, yes a huge tree. It is to Brandon's advantage as he can manipulate the roots around him but who knows maybe michael has something up his sleeve.

Othman Dardah 'Black G': walau leh... it's been so long since we last had a battle... who is vsing who now? i oso forgot -.-

Brandon EarthRoot: its between me and michael wong lah even i remember

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: ohh yeah.. now i remember ah its was inside a.. uh.. A HUGE TREE!!

Othman Dardah 'Black G': OOOH! I REMEMBER NOW LEH AHAHHA HUGE TREE, farnie 8D.
any way brandon, michael GET INTO POSITION~!!~!~ OBSERVERS TO THE 'LOOKING AT THE BATTLE TOWER'!! because the match is about to BEGIN~!~! HOOOOOOOOO!~

Jason RandomAbility: walau leh so fast oredy ah? i still not yet finish eating my toasted cheese tuna fish BBQ tomato tartar sauce sandwich with ham lettuce and pickles.

Sean Shadow: SIAO LEH ITS TAKEN YOU 3 WEEKS TO EAT THAT?!

Jason RandomAbility: LOL NO LAH this one is like my 100th one leh.. its so tasty i canot get enuff of it , such a good invention maybe you should try leh

Sean Shadow: hmm.... umm... NO puking jibai make me sick ¬.¬

Othman Dardah 'Black G': ENOUGH TALKING !!! LET THE ~ !! BATTTLE ~!~ BEGIN!~
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~!~

Brandon EarthRoot: get ready maiiigerr PREPARED TO BE ROOTED

Michael Wong Keeper of The Light: HAHAH GOOD ONE . NOT -.- dont under estimate me leh.. you never know... maybe i go secret attack

Brandon EarthRoot: secret attack your head HAHAHA . im so good at making good remark leh.. i tink maybe i can study TEE ESL engrish walau 8D

Michael Wong Keeper of The Light: in your dreams ¬.¬

Brandon EarthRoot: wat ever lah LETS DO THIS - !! UNDER GROUND ROOT GRAB ATTACK !! - * roots appear under michael and immobilize him*
wahahaha like i said ROOTED :D - !! RAZOR LEACHING LIFE LEAF !! - * brandon fires leaves from his fingers that latch onto michael and begin draining his life *

Michael Wong Keeper of The Light: CAOZ LEH HOW COME USE ULTIMATE SO EARLY OREDY WAN ?! -.-

Brandon EarthRoot: because i got driving test lah at 4 ocrock i canot be late otherwise mudder will smack me ah

Michael Wong Keeper of The Light: ah okay lah well fine i oso use mega strong attack lah
- !! SOLAR FIRE VEGIE BURN !! - * michael engulfs himself in fire burning the roots and leaves that were attacking him * now for counter attack - !! TWO DOZEN MATCHSTICK RAIN OF FIRE !! - * michael pulls out a box of match sticks, takes 24 out and lights em all of fire and flicks them at Brandon *

Brandon EarthRoot: ow ow ow ow hot hot hot hot stop it oh stop it ~ YOU BURNING MY PRECIOUS FLOWERS LEH PUK YOU LEH AFTER I DABIAN ON YOUR HEAD !

Michael Wong Keeper of The Light: WAHAHHA LOOK AT DE FLOWER BURN MUAHAHHA

Leon Fire Heart: ... o..... kay... ¬_¬

Brandon EarthRoot: siao leh... not cool man.. i only planted those like last week . Why so mean
WHAT DID DE FLOWER EVER DO TO YOU AH!? THATS IT I WILL USE THE FLAMING FLOWERS TO MY ADVANTAGE
- !! MOLTEN 10000 DEGREE FLAMING FLOWERS METEOR STORM -!!
* thousands of flaming molten flowers begin to bombard michael with full force ( mass x gravity)
each flower weighing approx 100 kg's EACH *

Michael Wong Keeper of The Light: WA LAU WA LIU WA PIANG * michael gets hit on the head by one of these extremely heavy molten flaming flowers and is knocked out*

Brandon EarthRoot: MUHAHAHA awww KAWAII ~! I LOVE BRIGHT FLAMING FLOWERS!! ^_________^ v so beautiful T____T

Michaels life flashes before his eyes. The first time he spoke, the time he did a poo on his parents bed, the time he warmed his undies up in the microwave, the time he ate grass, the time he pee'd his bed, the time he went swimming for less then 1 second jump in jump out FINISH and the time he met God. He remembers quoting, I am alone, I was bullied in ninja training school, I have a seal on my stomach and some demon fox sealed with in me, But i decided from that day i was bullied in ninja school that i will save all my friends, No one will die AND I SWEAR ON MY LIFE TO SAVE SASUKE.
* Michael begins to regain conciousness *

Michael Wong Keeper of The Light: er... uh.... x_X how long was i out for.... am i alive..?

Brandon EarthRoot: aiyo its been like 5minutes oredy ah... i can oredy feel my mudder smacking my bum siao leh FASTER LAH

Michael Wong Keeper of The Light: SORRY LAH I was having a flash back

Brandon EarthRoot: waa serious ah? was i in it?

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: SIF no why da hell would you be in it chey >.> crazy

Brandon EarthRoot: ....................................... I THOUGHT WE BEST FRIEND LEH.. T___T

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: AIYO DONT CRY LAH OF COURSE WE STILL BEST FRIEND

Brandon EarthRoot: OOOWH YAAAAAAAAAAY !! :D

Othman Dardah 'Black G': DIAM LAH , HURRY UP I WANT TO EAT LEH... ITS HARI RAYA AND MY MUDDER MAKING ROTI WITH CURRY AND ALL GOOD FOOD

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: okok sorry lah i will use ultimate mega super skill to finish this once and for all - !! WORDS OF TRUTH !! - * prepare to be BLOWN AWAY HIT IT *

Theme song: dun dun dun dun dun WORD BATTLE dun dun dun dun dun WORD BATTLE na na na na na na na WORD BATTLE na na na na na na WORD BATTLE doof doof doof doof WORD BATTLE doof doof doof doof WORD BATTLE ding ding ding ding WORD BATTLE dong dong dong dong WORD BATTLE!!!!

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: ei brandon ei your mudder so fat that... when she lean on the leaning tower of Pisa it fell over

Othman + Observers: OOOH OOH OOOOOHHHH * waving hands up and down and one hand covering mouth *

Brandon EarthRoot: wooo painful leh... but not as good as this one ei ei your mudder so old that... when she breast feed a baby it is powdered milk

Othman + Observers: OOHHHHHHH * same as before *

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: walau not bad one but check dis out your mudder is sooo fat that when she step on weighing scales it said ' to be continued'

Othman + Observers: LOLOLOL AHAHHA

Brandon EarthRoot: WALAU EVEN I LAUGHING AT THAT AHHAHA aiyo.. im losing this fight.. and i can't tink of anything ... leh.. where you find all this joke?

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: using google lah.. so many things can find with google

Brandon EarthRoot: ooooh cheater lah >.> fine. your mudder soooo fat that when she farted she launched herself into orbit

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: LOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL OMG LOLOLOLOLOL okokok im going to end this , get ready ah, your mudder soooo fat that.. when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol

Othman + Observers: ROFL LMAO OMFGWTFBBQ~!~! LOLOL !~!~~!!111!~!~!~!11111...

Brandon EarthRoot: LOL -.- AIIIYO I GIVE UP LAH SIAO LEH WHAT IS THE TIME ?

Leon Fire Heart: umm it is... 4:15 pm

Brandon EarthRoot: AIYOOOO IM GOING TO BE LATE LEH... CAN I QUIT?

Othman Dardah 'Black G': .... you tink in fighting a real monster you can ask him if you can quit? OF COURSE YOU CANT siao leh... finish the battle now

Brandon EarthRoot: .. but my mudder.... stick.... smack... pain.. T____T
* just as brandon finished talking, brandons mum comes out of no where*

Brandon's Mum: WAAA YOU MISSED YOUR DRIVING LESSON AND FOR WHAT TO PLAY GAME WID FREN AH?!!? WO DA NI LEH * Brandon's mum pulls out a bamboo cane and begins hitting brandon*

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: ouuuch... thats gotta hurt

Observers: *____________________*

Brandon's mum then pulls out a wok and bonks him on the head knocking Brandon out.

Othman Dardah 'Black G': umm..... i guess... Michael.. is THE WINNNNNERRRR HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!~! ... by default

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: WALAU I CAN WIN WID OUT DEFAULT ANY WAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO . I AM DE BEST I AM DE BEST I AM DE BEST ~! WO HEN LI HAI

Sean Shadow: walau such a long battle leh.. but at the mudder joke i canot stop laughing soooo funny wan

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: ahahah i oso canot stop laughing, i tink i pass out for maybe 2minute coz i laugh to much

Jason RandomAbility: uhh... umm... what happened? i didnt watch the fight at all. Can fight again mah?

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: how come you not watching?

Jason RandomAbility: umm.. er... becoz i accidently drop a piece of bacon in the rubbish dump and was looking for it leh... luckily i found it.. i had to have 'tug o war' battle with a fly he very strong wan but in de end i win HEHE ^________________^ V THANKYOU THANKYOU!

Every one : w.....t......f.............SIAO LEH ~__________~

- Episode Nine Finished -

- Episode Eight - Michael Lim Hurricane Storm Vs Sean Shadow

If some of you are wondering why episode seven seems cut off is because a huge chunk is missing from it.. and i can't remember what i wrote there .. sorry T__T please just bare with it.
thankyou


Shinobi Elemental Carders
- Episode Eight - Michael Lim Hurricane Storm Vs Sean Shadow

The epic battle between Michael Lim and Sean Shadow is just about to begin in the Chris Brown concert field. Sean is a big fan of Chris Brown and has the advantage on this field, Michael Lim being not so much a fan is going to be very disadvantage. The rest go to the observing box where they will see the whole field while Othman Dardah 'Black G' gets ready to start the battle.

Othman Dardah 'Black G': Michael Lim hurricane storm and Sean Shadow get to your positions!~!~ the battle is about to STARTO!!

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: wahaha get ready ah sean because you going down leh

Sean Shadow: bah only in your dreams lah i oredy see outcome of the battle , waaa sean winner... and chris brown give me kiss waaa *__________*

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: gaybo ¬.¬

Othman Dardah 'Black G': HOOOOOO OO!! enough chitty chatter LET THE BATTTLEEOOO BEGIN!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!~

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: lets make this fast battle lah -!! ELECTRIC SURFIN GOGO !!-
* michael throws a surfboard that is made out of electricity at sean *

Sean Shadow: siao you tink a bit of light can hurt me ah? dont tink i slow one...
- !! DARK MIRROR REFLECT THE SURFBOARD !!- * the mirror deflects the surf board, sending it straight back to michael*

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: .... SIAO LEH YOU HOW COME YOU NEVER USE THIS WHEN WE FIGHTING BABAJI LO MA KAI?! ... zzz you could've of save me leh..
- !! ELECTRIC ARMOR !! - * the electricity is absorbed *

Sean Shadow : i could of... but guess wad? i didnt wan to AHAHHAHA sollie lah.. i not tinking straight just now ~___~ my turn - !! dARK SHADOW ABOMINATION NO JUTSU !! - * sean creates clones of an abomination that charge at michael *

Since michael dislikes chris brown, the field has a mechanical audience, one member reaches out and grabs michael preventing him from moving.

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: AIYOOOO STUPID CHRIS BROWN LAH * the abominations hit michael with full force knocking him to the ground *

Jason RandomAbility: walau man... i so hungry leh... all this fighting make me want to eat

Mechanical Hot Dog Seller : HOT DOGS HOT DOGS , LAI LAI , I GOT HOT DOG LEH

Jason RandomAbility: WAAAAAAAAA HOT DOGS !! OVER HERE LEH

The mechanical Hot dog seller hurls a hot dog at jason, thing is... the hot dog aint real it is made out of pure STEEL. But jason doesnt know that. ^_______^V

Jason RandomAbility: this is going to be so good... :3 * jason pulls out tomato sauce, tartar sauce, shallots, lemon, BBQ sauce, chilli sauce, tuna, salt n pepper AND an onion out of his BACK POCKET * add a bit of this and some of this... WALA look so good one...

- every one .. WTF? >.> -

Jason opened his mouth as wide as he could and took a HUGE chomp into the STEEL DOG.

Jason RandomAbility: EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH??? * mumble mumble* WAAA LAU LEEEEEH MY FRONT TEETH BROKEN AHH?!!? AHHHHH HOW COME IT IS STEEL?! =_____________________="'

Brandon EarthRoot: i guess you cant eat any more ? =X

Jason RandomAbility: T_________T NO MORE EAT?! uurgh.. * jason faints *

Any way back to the battle XD.

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: zz... is this the end of me... * random voice -no-* eh who say that? * random voice -somebody- * .... obviously... so dumb one *random voice - its your fadur lah , dont even recognise the voice siao lah you* sorry lah... * fadur - you canot lose here, think of all the african kids in africa who got no food, DONT LOSE - random voice fades *
... siao leh is that it? = =


Michael gets up slowly, his power level begins to increase.

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: okay i canot lose, must do this for the african kid!! TIME TO WIN - !! OMGWTFBBQ TRANSFORM !! - * transformer noise *

Michael turns into a robot engulfed in electricity.

Sean Shadow: waaaa... so beautiful leh... KA WA II!! ^____________^V

-every one ........ ¬.¬ -

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: .... DONT MOCK ME LAH TAKE THIS AH GUA
- !! ELECTRIC DONUT !! - * michael shoots 5 electric donuts at sean *

Sean Shadow: aiyoo not the electric donuts!! CHRIS BROWN HELP ME LEH!! T____T

Out of no where a Mechanical Chris Brown jumps infront of sean and takes the hits from the Electric Donuts.

Sean Shadow: T________T WO AI NI CHRIS BROWN <333333 , you hurt my baby leh... i no more mr nice guy - !! COPY LIKE POKEMON DITTO !! - * sean transforms into an AZN Chris Brown * you going down michael TAKE THIS
- !! WITH YOU, FOREVER, KISS KISS !!-

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HIS SONGS LEH.. I CANOT STAND SIAO LEH AHHHHHH MY MEChANICAL EARS ~
- !! ELECTROMAGNETIC SOUND BARRIER !! -

-every one... NANI?! he got speaking engrish mah..? i don understand -

Sean Shadow: i oso dun understand ... speak engrish lah... siao..

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: .... in other words shield lah... >.>

Sean Shadow : OOOOOOOH!!! =O!! i get it now wahahaha

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: - !! ELECTRIC BBQ POK BA GUA !! -

Jason RandomAbility: DID SOME ONE SAY BA GUA?!!?

Jason gets up and runs straight into a pole and knocks himself out KO !!

-every one .. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOOLOLOL -

Sean Shadow: LOLOL @ JASON LIAO AHAHHA OH CRAP ELECTRIC BA GUA * jump*

Any way the electric BBQ pok ba gua flies towards sean, in panic sean decides to hide in water.

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: WAAA GG LIAO i tink he to fob to know dat Water Conducts Electricity.

Yes that is true and sean ends up being fried BBQ POK BA GUA himself.

Othman Dardah 'Black G': O__o ... ummmm BATTTLEE FINITOOO!! THE WINNA IS MICHAEL LIM HURRICANE STORM !! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!~!

Michael Lim transforms back into his normal self * transformer noise *

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: aiyoo finally its over.... i really need to go xiao pian leh.. i don wan to hold in for ever... like Chester. after end up with bladder infection and have to get Fibre Optic Chord inside my lung jiao . ( SORRY CHESTER BUT HAD TO PUT IT IN LOL!! )

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: better get sean out of water leh before he drown = =

Leon Fire Heart: ill get him lah

Othman Dardah 'Black G': HOOOOOOOOOOOOO the next battle is between Michael Wong Keeper of the Light vs Brandon EarthRoot ooooon the field of!!~! ................... ummm........................... INSIDE A VERY VERY VERY LARGE HUGE...... TREEEEEE!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this will advantage Brandon as he will be surrounded by ROOTS!

Brandon EarthRoot: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PREPARE TO BE ROOOOOOOOOOTED MICHAEL WAHAHHA ^____~ V

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: .... how come every one so gay leh.... ¬.¬ no i don wan to be rooted by you.. i oredy have 'you know who' siao lah you

Brandon EarthRoot: awwww you no fun leh... i just joking lah..

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: oowh :D OKAY LAH 'ROOOOOOOOT' MEEEE !!

Brandon EarthRoot: .... ummm WTFBBQ?1?OMG?!?!1!!!111!! i not gay leh.. wth...

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: .... i was saying as joke leh.. just like you... >.>

Brandon EarthRoot: OOWH!!! =D I GET IT HEH HEH !! LET ME ROOOOT YOU!!

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: ...... wth... why u say dat for ..? you tink im gay ah?

Leon Fire Heart: ENOUGH WITH THE ROOOOTING FAR OUT YOU ALLL GAY AH GUA LEH YOU MAKE ME GO CRAZY OREDY ... JUST BE QUIET LAH

Othman Dardah 'Black G' : ROOOOOOT HOOOOOOOOOOOO~!~!~ man im hungry i could go for a burger dawg

Jason RandomAbility: WAALAU DID SOME ONE SAY BURGER?!!? I OSO WAN LEH GIME BUY FOR ME I PAY YOU BACK!!

Jason gets up and runs to othman dardah but on the way trips over the Steel hot dog that he bought and face palms the ground. . - LOL. -

- Episode Eight Finish-

- Episode Seven - Training Begins, Leon Vs Jason

It seems as though some of episode seven has a huge chunk missing.. i dont know what happened and i can't remember what i wrote there T___T please bare with it sorry all.


Shinobi Elemental Carders
- Episode Seven - Training Begins, Leon Vs Jason

After an epic loss to Babaji Lo Ma Kai our heroes were transported to the hyperbolic time chamber by Othman Dardah 'Black G' where they will begin their intense training. It is morning in the hyperbolic time chamber and Black G is about to ring the bell to wake everyone up so that training may begin.

- DING DONG DING DONG ii ER SUN SU DING DONG, AHAH YOUR OUT TRUTH OR DARE DING DONG DING DONG -

Leon Fire Heart: SIAO LEH HOW COME THE BELL SO CRAZY ONE?!

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: ...zZzZzzZ... why so loud leh... we are not at the moon siaoz...

Othman Dardah 'Black G': RISE AND SHINE NIG'S

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: ............ is it time to wake up already ah? =.=

Sean Shadow: AIIYO WHY YOU WAKE ME UP I WAS HAVING SUCH GOOD DREAM LEh... waa it was like... nice medow ... and there she was..... * we all know who ;) *

Brandon EarthRoot: as my muder always say the early bird will catch da worm

Leon Fire Heart: ... wat is that go to do wid nething... crazy ah you ¬.¬

Jason RandomAbility: ... ZZZ LEH just now i dreaming about in a medow filled with BBQ pork liao it was like i in heaven liao ^__________^

-every one .... = = -

Othman Dardah 'Black G': Okay guys today will be the first day of some intense training. You will be partnered up and then who ever your partner is will be the person you shall vs 1v1.

Leon Fire Heart: LOL I BAGS JASON.

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: ... aiyo i wanted easy one leh... zzzz fine.. i pick sean

Sean Shadow: aww wo ai ni michael <3>.> nope XD

Leon Fire Heart: .... so dirty one... duno what your muder teaching you siao leh...

Jason RandomAbility: AHAHAH come look liao , the first one is a bit hard like.. uh dog poo , then second one is like ah.. cat poo slightly mooshy then number tree is.... waa hard to say leh.. becoz it just look like... very watery mud.. AHAHAHHA :DD

Leon Fire Heart: SIAO LEH YOU , MAKE ME SICK PUKKING JIBAI - !! FIRE CHIDORI 1000 YEARS OF PAIN NO JUTSU !!- * leon hits jason with this fire chidori no justu right in the ass *

Jason goes flying up into the air and then SPLAT on poo number 3. Just when you think its over jason pulls a little bag of chips out from his pocket and begins stuffing himself.

Jason RandomAbility: -!! RANDOM SUUUPERR SAIYAN BUNG SAI !!- you thought you had won didnt you? wahahah you wrong leh i always got spare food some where

Leon Fire Heart: rofl you mean like the pieces of poo around your face ? ahahahh

Jason RandomAbility: that adds flavour lah make my chip got taste like coffee waaa so good leh.. Salt and vinegar+ bungsai = goodness

Leon Fire Heart: you make me sick =.=

Jason RandomAbility: HA AH HA thankyou , less talk more attack -!! RANDOM KA MEI HA MEI HA DA BIAN !! - * jason hurls a huge ball of bungsai infused with power *

Leon Fire Heart: .... your joking leh. . .. ahh shit * the huge ball of bungsai hits leon knocking him to the floor *

Jason RandomAbility: who is the smelly one now liao AHAHHAHA ^__________^V

Leon Fire Heart: aiyoooo... my muder buy this shirt for me oso... so white... now so brown.. zzzz i not going to forgive you now -!! VERY HOT CHILLI FIRE !!- * leon breathes a wave of fire *

Jason RandomAbility: uh oh... -!! RANDOM ABILITY !!- * jason summons a little sun flower * aiyo... how come only sun flower ... = = GG LAH * the fire wave hits jason burning all the hair off his head. The sun flower fell out of his hands before the wave hit and was unharmed ^_^*

Leon Fire Heart: finally =.= i tink i deserve a very long shower leh.. zzz

Othman Dardah 'Black G' : THE WINNER OF ROUNDOO ONE!!! LEON FIIIIIIIREE HEARTO!!! HOOOOOOO~~~!
the next battle is between michael lim hurricane storm and sean shadow in the field of ............. CHRIS BROWN CONCERTO~! HOOOOOOOO~!

Sean Shadow : WAAA REALLY ?! WOOO i get to go for free liao :D

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: ... zzzzz chris brown.. zz don like him leh.. ~_~

Brandon EarthRoot: eh if we are observer... does that mean we watch for free oso ah?

Othman Dardah 'Black G': Of CouRSE~!!~ HOOOOO~! every body FREE FREE FREE ~!

Michael Wong Keeper of the light: WAA SO GOOD ONE ?! .. i dont even know who chris brown is leh... >.> BUT WHO CARES ITS FREE LIAO


-Episode Seven Finish-

- Episode Six - Unprepared

Shinobi Elemental Carders
- Episode Six - Unprepared

The next day Jason was out of hospital and back to his usual habits of eating food. Other carders were at home studying, playing games and bumming around. Michael Lim was out driving, Michael Wong was out shopping, Brandon was studying, Sean was playing basketball and Leon was at home pondering on a thought. All seemed fine until the sky suddenly turned black and clouds started to form over swan river. A mist started to settle in which made it almost impossible to see anything within a 100 meters. Michael Wong who was shopping with "you know who" - Volda Mort - KIDDING! TEE HEE :D , but yeah any way Michael Wong was the first to sense this darkness that was engulfing swan river and decided to inform the others incase it was an attack. Michael rings Leon first.

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: oi leon do you sense that?

Leon Fire Heart: yea.. i do

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: its happening over swan river, a very thick mist is floating over it , i cant even see the other side. Ill inform Sean and Limbo , you get jason and brandon and we'll meet at Burswood

Leon Fire Heart: okay.

Leon Fire Heart: hey Brandon not sure if you have felt it yet but any way go to Burswood we going to investigate.

Brandon EarthRoot: alrite on my way.

Leon rings Jason.

Leon Fire Heart: oi jason you there?

Jason RandomAbility: mur mur , * has food in his mouth*

Leon Fire Heart: dood you eating again ah?

Jason RandomAbility: of course lah when do i not eat liao , whats up?

Leon Fire Heart: zzz , well any way theres something coming in so we all meeting up at burswood so head there right now okay?

Jason RandomAbility: yaya what ever lah , ill just eat my chicken rice on the way

All the carders meet up at Burswood, jason obviously last because he was ordering roti from makan makan.

Jason RandomAbility: aye sup guys sollie im late leh.. but i got hungry again, walau you guys should try this roti its so good. I put tomato sauce, BBQ sauce, mayonaise, chilli sauce, curry, shallots, mee goreng flavouring, salt, pepper and finally top it off with tar tar sauce.

-every one =_='' typical jason-

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: if you get lao sai from that dont blame us okay ah?

Jason RandomAbility: its too goooOOd to give me lao sai ^___^v

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: what ever lah ¬.¬

Sean Shadow: so what you guys tink it is?

Brandon EarthRoot: no idea.. but what ever it is.. it seems strong

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: hmm well with this mist cannot see any ting , ill just clear it up
-!! HURRICANE WIND BLOW THE MIST !!-

When all the mist was blown away... a dark shadow was hovering over the river.. it seemed to have Eight arms.. with red glowing eyes.

Leon Fire Heart: umm what is that? o.O

The dark shadow began to hover towards the carders.

Sean Shadow: i duno leh.. but its coming towards us what are we going to do?

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: alright guys plan is stick together and we do same old same old like last time okay? CARDS IN ! LIGHT!

Sean Shadow: DARKNESS!

Leon Fire Heart: FIRE!

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: WIND!

Brandon EarthRoot: ROOT!!

Jason RandomAbility: ROTI!!!

- =.= -

The shadow figure eventually comes into sight of Jason RandomAbility.

Jason RandomAbility: OMGWTHBBQ?!?! I KNOW WHO IT IS ! ITS Babaji Lo Ma Kai ! careful leh... with his eight arms he carry different Lo Ma Kai that contain dangerous things.

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: okay guys atleast we know who it is, we can count on jason on enemies with food >.>

Babaji Lo Ma Kai: muahahha herro young ones how can i tempt you to one of these Lo Ma Kai's >:D muahahha.

Jason RandomAbility: WAA SERIOUS?! FREE AH? because i got no money.. and i finish my roti already...

Sean Shadow: ... if you die jason dont blame me -!! SUPER DARKNESS TIME FREEZE !!-

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: guys concentrate lah -!! CONCENTRATION AURA !!-

Jason RandomAbility: okay lah here we go - !! RANDOMABILITY !!-
* jason randomly summons computer speakers and throws them at Babaji Lo Ma Kai *
TAKE THAT BABAJI Lo Ma Kai!!

- Lo Ma Kai caught each speaker and put them in his pockets -

Babaji Lo Ma Kai: walau... how come so hostile one? i just WANT TO GIVE YOU POISON LO MA KAI !! AHHHH TTTAACKK MY BABBIESSS * Babaji throws Lo Ma Kai at jason *

-Jason is knocked out -

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: WA CAOZ LEH ?! JASON KNOCKED OUT ALREDY!? SIAO! DONT PANIC LEH WTH OMGWTFBBQ!~!!!!111111

Brandon EarthRoot: sigh... -!! ELEMENTAL ROOTAGE !!- * brandon sends a forest of thorns to attack Babaji Lo Ma Kai *

- The thorns were not very effective... -

Sean Shadow: EH?!?! THE THORN DO NOTHING LEH?!

Babaji Lo Ma Kai: WAHAHAHa why thankyou , my back was very itchy because mosquito bite me , my mother say to put mopiko so i put but nothing happen... lousy one, but now its okay the thorn scratch it good -!! RAA SAAN LO MA KAI !!- * Babaji doesnt need clones because he has 8 arms *

- The RAA SAAN LO MA KAI hits brandon in the head and knocks him unconcious-

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: .... walau he can copy other people skill ah?

Leon Fire Heart: of course lah cant you see in his eye he got the Sharin~Lo Ma Kai~Gan

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: baah.. i guess my turn =.= -!! RAZOR LEAF WHIRLDWIND !!-
* leaves as sharp as a knife funneled into a whirlwind strike Babaji and cut off two arms*

Babaji Lo Ma Kai: EEIYERR YOU CUT OFF TWO OF MY ARMS !! meh lucky for me i like lizard one, * he regrows both arms again* muahahha you see ? :D any way.. DIE!!
-!! RAZOR LO MA KAI WHIRLWIND !!-

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: oh... shit...

- Michael Lim gets cut up pretty bad and is losing a lot of blood -

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: .. Leon, Sean what are we going to do..?

Leon Fire Heart: i think we should try combo leh.. you know ( triangle X circle down right left up square left left circle r1 l1 r2 X square right )

Sean Shadow: ah that one i know , very easy lah lets give it a try

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: okay here we go * believe in the heart of the cards * HA!

Leon Fire Heart: WO!

Sean Shadow: HOO!!

* FUUUUUUUSIIIIIOOOOONNNN * together sean leon and michael fuse to form
- Shinobi BAKA DESU -

Babaji Lo Ma Kai: wahahah oooo very scary one , you look like my mudder AHAHAH

Shinobi Baka Desu: ... zzzz , why are you so mean one.. = =

Babaji Lo Ma Kai: awww im sollie lah... so have some... -!! KAGE BUN SHIN NO LO MA KAI JUTSU !!-

Shinobi Baka Desu: dont under estimate us Babaji -!! GATSUUGA HENGE JUIN KAGE JYUKIN NO JUTSU !!- * this random move made up from different japanese names destroys all the clones ...except... one..*

-this one clone Lo Ma Kai is hiding under ground beneath Shinobi Baka Desu -

Babaji Lo Ma Kai: buiehehhahahahmuahahah GOOOO NOOOW KAWAII DESU !! *name of the clone*

- The Lo Ma Kai clone upper cuts Shinobi Baka Desu and explodes in their face -
The fusion is broken and sean leon and michael return to normal form.

Sean Shadow : i think this ..is ...the ..end ..liao.. x___x

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: aiyoo..... = =

Leon Fire Heart: .... bah.. //emo ... gg

Just when you think its all over.

Othman Dardah 'Black G': SUP YALL NIGGERS WHY YALL LOOKING SO DOWN FOR?!

Babaji Lo Ma Kai: LOL? who are you ? i can't even see you its so dark. All i see is floating teeth and some eyes O_O

Othman Dardah 'Black G': HAHAHA THATS CAUSE IM A NINJA !! - !! RAP ATTACK !! -
yo yo sup im cool , i go to school , lets take a swim in mah pool. Huh yea nigger get down yo coz tonite yo im gona shoot yo before yo can ever see me yo BANG BANG time to go yo
- !! DIMENSION GATE !! - alright guys lets go

Othman Dardah grabs the carders and brings them into the dimension gate, leaving Lo Ma Kai by himself.

Babaji Lo Ma Kai: ... no fun leh.. now what am i going to do? sianz... i guess ill go back home i think my mother making wanton noodle soup my favourite :3 !

Babaji Lo Ma Kai disappears into the night.

Othman takes all the carders to a place where they can get their strength back aswell as train to become stronger.

Leon Fire Heart: .... where am we.. ?

Othman Dardah 'Black G': about time you woke up nig , You are in the
HYPER BOLIC TIME CHAMBER!!

Leon Fire Heart: .... AIYOOO ... @__@

-Leon Faints again -

Jason RandomAbility suddenly wakes up: WTHWTFOMFGOMGBBQ?!?! NO FOOOD FOR 1 BILLION YEARS?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

- Episode Six Finish -

- Episode Five - The Dinner

Shinobi Elemental Carders
- Episode Five -

Two days after the battle with Justin. The carders are having a get together dinner at Leon Fire Heart's house, his mum is making asam laksa and a few side dishes. You could say its a little celebration for what they have done so far and also just to take a small break and relax. All the Carders arrive, food is served and they begin eating all is well until... the door bell rings.
An unexpected guest... an old friend..

Leon's Mum: oi boy how many boy friend you having come over today?

Leon Fire Heart: ... it's friend lah not boyfriend we are not living in your time any more , five are coming

Leon's Mum: well if they are all boy and is your friend that is boyfriend lah , dont dirty my floor ah make sure they take off their shoe before they come in. After your Ah Mah come home from mahjong she very angry mood because she always lose her money we don wan her to kill one of your friend

Leon Fire Heart: yes lah muder i understand , they all is chinese any way they also take of their shoes in their house.

*Ding Dong*

Leon Fire Heart: ill get it

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: AyYYE BRUDER waaa i can smell your muder asam laksa from 100m away smell so goood

Michael and Leon do super very ultra mega cool hand shake.

Leon Fire Heart: yoyo, ya lah its coming from one of the best cook around of course its going to smell good , any way make yourself at home dinner be ready soon oh and also take off your shoes

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: okay okay

Leon's Mum: WHO IS IT LEON?

Leon Fire Heart: its limbo

Leon's Mum: oh the very tall one ah? also very skinny he should eat more , to skinny bhu hao leh must eat more meat

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: Ni hao auntie

Leon's Mum: oh michael , hao hao , ni leh?

Michael Lim Hurricane storm: i also good ,waa your food smell very nice you know

Leon's Mum: waa thankyou leng chai , dinner be ready soon so go watch xing kong or something

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: ah okay okay

*Ding Dong*

Leon Fire Heart: ILL GET IT

Brandon EarthRoot: sup my bruder from another muder

Brandon and Leon do super very ultra mega cool hand shake.

Leon Fire Heart: sup man come in come in , waa nice Ah gong thongs man whee you buy pasa malam ah?

Brandon Earthroot: ya lah only 2 dollars so cheap one, so i buy

Leon Fire Heart: nice nice i think michael is watching xing kong in the lounge , dinner be ready soon

Brandon EarthRoot: alright

Just when Leon is about to close the door.

Sean Shadow: RAAAAAAWR ! SUP BRUDER

Leon Fire Heart: AH SHIT MAN wth you pukking jibai , are you trying to give me heart attack ah? crazy lah you if i die no laksa for you

Sean Shadow: hahaha sorry lah

Leon Fire Heart: yaya what ever , come in go join brandon and michael in lounge

Five Minutes later Michael Wong and Jason Arrive. Wongy had to pick up jason because as usual jason never has a lift any where.

*Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong*

Leon Fire Heart: OKAY IM COMING LAH WTH STOP RINGING THE BELL

Brandon Earthroot: thats gota be jason

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: yep

Jason RandomAbility: YOYOYO SARP MAN I SMELL YOUR MUDER FOOD MAKE ME SO HUNGRY AND EXCITED WALAU LEH

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: aye Leon sup, sorry i tryed to tell jason to stop but he never listen, you know how his brain is .. always thinking about food....

Leon Fire Heart: WA CAOZ LEH JASON im going to knock your head off one day

Jason RandomAbility: Aiyo sorry lah.. i cant control myself.. its your muder's cooking mah.. every body love her cooking

Leon Fire Heart: Yaya what ever come in come in go join the others in the lounge i think they watching xing kong

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: Alright.

They all go sit down and watch xing kong for about 10minutes.

Leon Fire Heart: AYE MUDER HOW LONG TILL DINNER READY WE ALL HUNGRY ALREDY LEH

Leon's Mum: ITS COMING LAH what you think i am robot ? siao leh you maybe another 2minute

Leon Fire Heart: okay okay =.=

Two Minutes later.

Leon's Mum: OKAY ITS READY COME COME

-every body : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD -

They all go into kitchen and take their seats. Leon's mum puts all the final pots of food and dishes onto the table and Leon says grace.

Leon's Mum: Leon say grace.

Leon Fire Heart: uh.. okay lah... umm... Good foood... goood meat.... good.. god... let's eat. Amen.

Leon's Mum: ... SAY GRACE PROPERLY AH or i give all this food to the poor people in africa.

Leon Fire Heart: ... siao =.= jason you say grace.

Jason RandomAbility: okay okay , Id like to thank you lord for bringing us here today and blessing us with this wonderful meal that Leon's mum has cooked. Amen.

-every one says Amen-

Jason RandomAbility: WOOOOO FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

Everyone begins eating the laksa. Five minutes later..

*Ding dong dong dong dong Ding, Ding dong dong dong Ding*

Leon Fire Heart: O-o i recognise that ring... OMG!!

Leon goes and opens the door.

Othman Dardah 'Black G' : YOYO SUP DAWG HOW YOU BEEN MY NEGRO HAVENT SEEN YOU IN AGES MANG, i smelt your mothers food from my house so i thought id pay a visit, how come you no invite me man..

-btw othman lives in Thornlie, Leon lives in Gosnells.-

Leon Fire Heart: OMG YO BLACK G , I KNOW ITS BEEN AGES man you still busting rap songs man , sorry lah it was just a gathering for the carders.. but come in come in theres extra room for ya

Othman Dardah 'Black G' : sick as bruder.

Leon Fire Heart: yo every one i'd like you to meet my close friend Othman Dardah 'Black G'

-everyone: yoyo-

Othman Dardah 'Black G': sup ya'll in da hood man i just came from japan man and im gona rhyme all day in a pan man . thankyou.

-everybody: LoL ? ¬.¬ -

Leon Fire Heart: omg good one dawg hi5.

Leon's Mum: ah hello othman how is your muder? oi where is my cake leh.. i ask your muder to make me some cake but she never ring me or anyting

Othman Dardah 'Black G': yo wassup auntie dawg, umm my muder been real slack yo so umm maybe the cake come in few days mang

Leon's Mum: okay lah thats okay, come sit down i get you a bowl.

Othman Dardah 'Black G': Sweet as , but um.. one thing Mrs D wheres the fried chicken yo , can't a black man get something fried around here? like maybe some fried wontons or springs rolls or something ?

Leon's Mum : what you tink this place is? fake chinese resturaunt for Ah Mor ? siao leh .. in your dreams.

Othman Dardah 'Black G': oh sorry Mrs D my bad yo , laksa is good.

Leon's Mum: thats what i thought

Leon's mum goes get othman a bowl but also brings out a side dish. Ba Gua.

Jason RandomAbility: OMGWTFBBQ!!! IS THAT BAGUA?!?!!??!

Leon's Mum: of course lah

Jason RandomAbility: OMG AUNTIE LEH YOU ARE THE BEST, i can eat ba gua till cows come home liao , waaa auntie next time you can come my house and cook for me any time

Leon's Mum: aiyo no need to thank me lah, just make sure you eat all because the kid in africa don have the luxury that you have right now

Jason RandomAbility: DONT WORRY LEH! I FINISH ALL!! my quest tonight is to finish everything! WAA HEN HAO CHI LEH!!

15 Minutes later Jason had to be rushed to hospital because he had eaten way to much.

-Episode Five Finish-

- Episode Four - Friend or Foe?

Shinobi Elemental Carders
- Episode Four -

The unexpected arrival of Char Siu Bao, Justin, has got Carders shaken not knowing whether to trust him for what he did. It started out as a little fun but abandoning them in such a life and death situation for Char Siu Bao caused anger and hatred. Justin had joined the darkside, he was deceived by the smell of Char Siu Bao, hence the nic name he was given by the Carders. The carders were playing counter strike and Justin was last counter terrorist to defuse the bomb. He had plenty of time to defuse the bomb but instead he chose to eat Char Siu Bao and consequently the bomb exploded.... from that day on Justin was lost... lost for ever .. until now..

Justin CharSiuBao: it's been a long time everyone... i see you all looking more ah beng than before.. *snickers* Ha Ha Ha.

Leon Fire Heart: HUSH YOU VILE FIEND! how dare you betray us for Char Siu Bao?!

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: think with your head and not with your stomach, you let us all down..

Justin CharSiuBao: your just jealous that i ended up with a bag full of CharSiuBao, losers

Brandon EarthRoot: WATS THAT YOU WAN FIGHT AH?! CMON I TAKE YOU ON AH MA

Sean Shadow: calm down brandon calm down.. thats not how you do it.. , WTF MAN YOU WANNA MESS JUSTIN!? HUH? DO MA !

Justin CharSiuBao: Ha Ha Ha how amusing.

Jason RandomAbility: err.. justin ah... you got...uh... any CharSiuBao left?? :D
-everybody's mouth drops =_='' -

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light : * hits jason* any way what do you want Justin? why are you here?

Justin CharSiuBao: well i got a small problem with you killing my friend Ya Char Quay. He was a very good friend of mine over in the darkside and he teach me how to make Lotus Bao.

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: well you can still see him if you want.. but hes a little.. crispy?

Leon Fire Heart: HA HA HA good one wongy

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: so ahh Justin what you going to do about it? you plan to talk us all to death ah? you are like young kid asking about sex all they want to know is where baby come from

Justin CharSiuBao: I've come to avenge Ya Char Quay's death, im sorry guys but you ALL MUST DIE!!!!!!

Sean Shadow: BRING IT !

- SUPER BLACK TIME FREEZE -

Leon Fire Heart: okay guys we got no plan but... don't hold back just remember what he did to us... think of your fellow counter terroist who died trying to defuse the bomb okay?

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: oooh billlly T__T

Jason RandomAbility: then after can we get some Char Siu Bao ..? i very hungry leh

Brandon EarthRoot: ... jason... i think we need to get you checked out.. ¬.¬ ENOUGH WITH THE FOOD ALREADY

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: ya lah jason.. concentrate for once or we maybe die... if you die then how? no more food for you

Jason RandomAbility: EEEE NO MORE ?!!? OKAY OKAY CONCENTRATION ON!! *_*

Justin CharSiuBao: enough chit chat TAKE THIS!! -!!CHILLI BAO BARRAGE!!-

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: if you want to hit us you gotta do better then that
-!!HYPER HURRICANE!!- * deflects all bao's *

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: -!! SPECIAL ION BEAM CANNON !!-

Special ion beam cannon hits justin in the left arm and it disintegrates.

Justin CharSiuBao: AHHHH MY ARM . WTH YOU BASTARD !! NOW HOW AM I GOING TO EAT MY BAO?!?! AHHHHHHHH -!! SPIRIT BAO COUNTER HELIX !!-

Huge spirit baos float up around Justin and begin to spin at the speed of light(3x10^8) around him.

Justin CharSiuBao: ITS TIME TO END THIS NOW!! AHHHHHHHH

The spirit bao's shoot off in every direction at the speed of light. (3x10^8)

Leon Fire Heart: oh crap... how to defend this ah?! ALAMAK WE GOING TO DIE?!~? NOOO!

Jason RandomAbility: uh oh.. if i die here.. it means no more food.. NO MORE FOOD?! AHH NO MORE FOOOD?!?! NEVER!! -!!RANDOOOOM AAABILITYYYYYYYYYY!!-

Jason summons a worm hole in the middle of no where but it is to small to fit the bao's inside.

Sean Shadow: EVERY ONE ITS TIME TO USE OUR SPECIAL LEH!! MEMBER DONT HOLD BACK! -!!SHAAADOOOOW DIMENSIOOOONN!!-

This enlarges the worm hole to be 30meters in diameter.

Brandon EarthRoot: YOUR RIGHT SEAN!! I LOVE YOU MOTHER -!!TREANT ROOTS OF WRATH!!- AND THEN I SHALL USE REFRESHER ORB TO USE THE SKILL AGAIN!!
-!!TREANT ROOTS OF WRATH!!-

This entangles Justin and begins to drag him towards the worm hole.

Leon Fire Heart: KAAAAAA MEEEEEEI ... HAAAAA.... MEEEEEI.... HAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Leon Shoots Ka mei ha mei ha at Justin to weaken him.

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: You see justin you can't do anything with the six of us combined.
-!! LIGHTNING STORM !!-

Bolts of Lightning Shoot down at Justin, once again to weaken him.

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: it ends here Justin. -!! HOOOOLY NOOOOVAAAA !!-

A huge pillar of Light hits Justin from behind and pushes him and his Spirit baos into the worm hole.

Justin CharSiuBao: I.... WILL BE.... BAAAaaaaaaccckkk.......

Worm hole closes.

Leon Fire Heart: ... walau... can't believe he really wanted to kill us... i guess he really is an
Ah Gua.

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: sianz... good work every one .. this just shows we must be on guard all the time.. because you never know when the enemy will strike.

Brandon EarthRoot: yeah it's lucky that my mother is also watching over us.. I LOVE YOU MUM T__T

Sean Shadow: i hate to break up the happy time guys but um... look at jason..

Jason is going around looking for any Char Siu Baos.

Jason RandomAbility: aiyo.. all the char siu bao is burnt..=.=... so um... DIM SUM ANY ONE?! I FEEL LIKE CHAR SIU BAO!! :D~!

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: ... okay thats it jason -!! TWISTING NETHER STORM !!-

Jason RandomAbility: AHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANNOT DIE!! MY BELOVED BABY , FOOOD!!

Every one ended up going to dim sum after for dinner and jason ordered 5 rounds of char siu bao. The bill was 500 dollars.

-Episode Four Finish -

- Episode Three - Return of the lost Element

Shinobi Elemental Carders
- Episode Three -

It was a nice morning in perth, sun is out and not a single cloud in the sky. Birds are singing, trees are rustling and a slight breeze blowing. It's about 7:30 am and Leon Fire Heart is still sound asleep in his bed... sleeping peacefully...until..

Leon's Mum: AYE LEON TIME TO WAKE UP, TIME FOR SCHOOL HURRY GO SHOWER

Leon Fire Heart: aiya mother why you shout.. *mumbles* crazy woman

Leon's Mum: WHAT YOU SAY ? YOU WANT WOODEN SPOON?

Leon Fire Heart: uhh err i say lovely woman >.>

Leon gets up and takes a shower, gets dressed and heads down stairs for breakfast.

Leon's Mum: i make mee goreng for you okay anot?

Leon Fire Heart: ...uh.. mee gor - sai after in school i need to go bung sai then how? the toilet smelly, dirty and all got disease.

Leon's Mum: THEN MAKE TOILET PAPER SEAT COVER LAH , back in my day we have to use out house you think is better!? * mumbles * da ni leh..

Leon Fire Heart: okay lah what ever ... ¬.¬ so lame

Leon's Mum: okay faster eat i have to go play mahjong with your Ah Ma soon

So Leon eats his mee goreng and his mum drops him off at school.

Brandon EarthRoot: sup Leon, sleep okay mah?

Leon Fire Heart: yea.. until rooster come in and shout like its world war three -.-

Brandon Earthroot: Ha ha ha ha , your mother ah?

Leon Fire Heart: ya lah sianz.. school again so boreng

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: *kicks leon in the butt* MORNING !!

Brandon EartRooth: CAOZ LEH WHY YOU SHOUTING SO EARLY MORNING , CRAZY OR WHAT!?

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: ahhh sorry sorry its just that this morning my mother make me hor fun for breakfast waa it was so good HEN HAO LEH!

Leon Fire Heart: .... hor fun... you so lucky one..., my mother make me mee goreng.. =.=

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light jumps infront of group from behind a tree.
-every one shouts-

Michel Wong Keeper of the Light: did some one say hor fun ah? im craving it so badly.. this morning my mother make me char quay teow *mm*

Brandon EarthRoot: more like char GAY teow
-Michael hits him-

Jason RandomAbility comes around corner with two minute noodle in one hand, fried rice in other hand while drinking tebotol through a straw with the bottle in his pocket.

Jason RandomAbility- with food stuffed in his mouth-: g g g o o d morning ah , man my mother give me so much food, i love it! * dreams to himself , wo ai ni mama*

Leon Fire Heart: bleh hes dreaming again -.-, aye wheres Sean Shadow

Sean Shadow: SURPRISE !! - jumps down from a tree - sup hobo's wonderful morning aye =D

Leon Fire Heart: OKAY IF SOME ONE COMES OUT OF NO WHERE ONE MORE TIME IM GONA SMOOSH TIGER BALM ALL OVER THEIR FACE

-School Bell Rings-

Leon Fire Heart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

They all head to their first class, sport. After getting changed they all meet on the basketball courts to play some basketball when a strange presence is felt...

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: aye you guys sense that? it seems friendly ... yet evil...

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: yes i sense it to, what could it be..?

Jason RandomAbility: maybe its evil like... durian... but good like lychee?

Leon Fire Heart: ....ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS FOOD!?!?!

Brandon Earthroot: i don't sense anything what you guys talking about?

Sean Shadow: focus harder Brandon , stop thinking about sexy lady all the time

Brandon Earthroot: ¬.¬

This presence that each Carder felt was evil yet friendly. Only one person can be identified to fit this presence.... and that is...

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: CHAR SIU BAO?!?!?

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: NO PLEASE NO PLEASE NOT CHAR SIU BAO!

Sean Shadow: he left us... right when we needed him...

Brandon EarthRoot: .... why is he coming back... why?!

Leon Fire Heart: ... i can't believe Justin left us for char siu bao..., why Justin WHY?! DAMIT

Jason RandomAbility: DID SOME ONE SAY CHAR SIU BAO?! omg i love char siu bao its so GOOD!!
-whole group drops to ground, tear drop-

-Episode Three Finished-

-Episode Two- The Dark Ruler, Ya Char Quay

Shinobi Elemental Carders
-Episode Two-

The plan was made and the Shinobi Elemental Carders were ready to strike on the next appearance of The Dark Ruler, Ya Char Quay. A prediction was made by Michael Wong Keeper of the Light that Ya Char Quay will appear in the middle of pasa malam in perth city, he thinks that Ya Char Quay might be after the Kaya. Kaya being his weakness will be the best time to strike.. and so it begins.

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: aye Leon i think tonight Ya Char Quay will attack the pasa malam in china town.

Leon Fire Heart: really? how you know?

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: because tonight is kaya competition leh.. all the grandma will be making the best kaya in the world. They all want to win the grand prize, "Hen Hao Wok" where its 100% no sticky.

Leon Fire Heart: OH that one ah? my mother say is very good leh.. she say its so good that dont even need to wash because the Wok got special.

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: okay lah no need to explain life story. Any way we better inform the others about this prediction.

Leon Fire Heart: okay, you want me to ring them now?

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: WHAT?! you crazy ah? now is 7:55pm , must wait till 8pm.

Leon Fire Heart: duh... why? o.O

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: because is optus free time mah use your brain

Leon Fire Heart: oh yeah good idea must save money, save money>save world

When it hit 8pm Michael and Leon rang up their fellow Carders to inform them of the situation about the upcoming Kaya competition on Saturday night at China town at 8pm.

-2 Days Later-

Brandon EarthRoot: okay guys we all here? 1..2..3..4..5.. eh? JASON?!

Sean Shadow: siao leh... jason always late, so unreliable..

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: dont worry lah im sure he will be here in a sec

Jason RandomAbility: eh sollie guys i was just doing a lao sai around the corner, i think i eat to much kaya.

Leon Fire Heart: aiyo... festival not even started and you alredy eat to much kaya? *hits jason*

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: okay guys enough play around. Tonight is the night where we will encounter Ya Char Quay for the first time so lets stick to the plan and defeat him. CARDS IN -LIGHT!

Brandon EarthRoot: ROOT!

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: WIND!

Sean Shadow: DARKNESS!

Leon Fire Heart: FIRE!

Jason RandomAbility: err...SOMETHING!

-every one - =.=''

When the clock hit 8:30 pm the ground started to shake, Carders new that it was Ya Char Quay and so Sean Shadow casted -Super Black Time Freeze- to freeze everything.

-SUPER BLACK TIME FREEZE-

Sean Shadow: okay guys playing field set let's do this!

Ya Char Quay arose from the middle of the Kaya festival and began to indulge on the Kaya and anything that stood in its path including Ah Ma's who holding Kaya.

Jason RandomAbility: SOMETHING RANDOM!! *HUAAAAAH*
-Throws Magnets- - everybody "=_=''-

Ya Char Quay: who dares to throw magnets at me while im eating my beloved Kaya!! ^-^v!!!!!

Brandon EarthRoot: SPECIAL UNDERGROUND ROOT GRAB!!
- throws card beneath Ya Char Quay-

Ya Char Quay: EHHHH IS THIS A TRAP? why i cannot eat Kaya in peace.. how come got always small crazy kid who wan kill me...

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: LIGHTNING WIND TUNNEL!!
- throws card into air -

Ya Char Quay: so first you throw magnet at me, then you grab me with root and now you blow wind on me? what am i?! A SCARECROW!?

Leon Fire Heart: DONT TALK BACK THAT IS DISRESPECTFUL. after i get my mother here DA NI LEH cheyy. FALLING FIRE METEOR ROCK SHOWER!!

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: you chose the wrong planet to mess with Ya Char Quay, it ends here. SUPER...........SUPER.........SUUUUUUUUUN FIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEE!!

With each element combined Ya Char Quay was hit with a force so powerful it made the "Hen Hao Wok" 100% no sticky BECOME STAINED.
-every one gasps-

Ya Char Quay: WHYYY ?!?! WHYYY?! NOOOOOO KAYA !! MY BABY....!!AAAHHhhhhhh.....
- Ya Char Quay become big stick of burnt bread-

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: ahhhhhh job well done guys! KO!!

- Super Black Time Freeze DESCEND -

Sean Shadow: yeah i think not bad for first try.

Brandon EarthRoot: man i was awesome who got see me use Root? waa i so strong @_@

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: bah you wish Root Boy , it was all me WIND POWER!

Leon Fire Heart: you all crazy one, every body knows that FIRE BEATS ALL, chey what are you all? goldfish?! ¬.¬

Jason RandomAbility: duuuh... im so hungry.... ANY BODY FOR KAYA?!!? :D!

-every body fall down-

-Episode Two Finish-

-Episode One- Elements Discovered

Shinobi Elemental Carders
-Episode One-
One day cards started falling out of the sky..Thats when i decided that between me and my friends we would become...Shinobi Card Throwers.At first we thought it was only a game.. till .. it .. got out of hand..Cards started piercing the skin and thats when we knew that it was a whole new War starting to brew.It wasn't easy trying to figure out the power each individual had.Elements fire, Random, wind, earth, dark and light were chosen for each Card Thrower.Together united, Elemental Card Throwers.One day the once peaceful world.. was attacked.. by the evil Ya Char Quay , specialising in the dark arts of card throwing.Michael Lim who possessed the power of wind was first to realise the evil aura that had crash landed to earth and soon whispered in the wind to his fellow elementalist.Michael wong keeper of the Light, immediately called up Leon Fire Heart, Sean shadow, Brandon EarthRoot and Jason RandomAbilityand notified them of this wicked aura presence.Each elementalist met up at the park each with their decks of power. Discussing what to do about the Dark Ruler, Ya Char Quay.

Leon Fire Heart: man what to do about this guy ah.. he seem like very strong..

Brandon EarthRoot: oi dont worry i think he is very weak if we all unite

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: aye aye i got idea.. if he dark.. why not i just shine light ? he will die leh..

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: you think so easy ah? you think you shine little bit of light he can run? siao jibai ¬.¬

Jason Random Ability: okay lah sheesh no need to fight .. we must stay calm.. if we want to beat him

Sean Shadow: yeah guys walau dont fight..

Leon Fire Heart: so guys what is the plan..? go in and all chuck power card ah?

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: what are you? gold fish? stupid idiot. We must make a plan that can get him off guard.

Brandon Earth Root: but Ya Char Quay is always on guard leh.. i think only time he not on guard is when he put Kaya on himself.

Sean Shadow: Kaya?

Brandon EarthRoot: ye you know the coconut jam, green colour one

Sean Shadow: OH that one i know, waa very nice eat with bread

Michael Lim Hurrican Storm: FFS YOU ALL LAUYA ONE, how come talk about food.. crazy alredy -.-

Micahel Wong Keeper of the Light: kk i think i got plan, First of all Jason will jump infront of him and do something randomthen Brandon will entangle him with Earth Root, after that Sean will call upon the shadow to assist in the entrapment, Michael Lim Hurricane Storm will call in the power of the Storm and begin to attack Ya Char Quay with lightning and HurricanesThen Leon Fire Hearth will call in Meteor Shower and then finally to end i will use super super Sun Fire.

Leon Fire Heart: walau.. how come you so smart and we all like gold fish..

Jason Random Ability: duuh what you just say? o.O

MIchael Lim Hurricane Storm: ... siao lah jason * SUPER HURRICANE STORM CARD ATTACK * ~Hits jason in the head~

Jason Random Ability: eh why you do that for you pukking lungjiao *Random Ability* ~Bung pui in Michael Lim Face~

Michael Lim HUrricane Storm: ~faint~

Brandon EarthRoot: the plan sound good but how can we do with these 2 idiot

Michael Wong Keeper of Light: they just playing around lah dont worry about it

Sean Shadow: its okay guys... coz im .. shadow man * nanana* shadow man *nanana* SHADOW MAN

Leon Fire Heart: * slap sean shadow on head* sheesh we get it negrodomous

Michael wong Keeper of the Light: Okay guys. Cards in - LIGHT!

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: WIND!

Leon Fire Heart: FIRE!

Sean Shadow: DARKNESS!

Brandon EarthRoot: ROOT!

Jason Random Ability: eh.. i duno.. what is my one again?~Every one drops to the ground - tear drops- ~

Leon Fire Heart: AIYO JUST SAY RANDOM LAH

Jason Random Ability: RANDOM!!

-Episode 1 Finish-