- Episode Five - The Dinner

Shinobi Elemental Carders
- Episode Five -

Two days after the battle with Justin. The carders are having a get together dinner at Leon Fire Heart's house, his mum is making asam laksa and a few side dishes. You could say its a little celebration for what they have done so far and also just to take a small break and relax. All the Carders arrive, food is served and they begin eating all is well until... the door bell rings.
An unexpected guest... an old friend..

Leon's Mum: oi boy how many boy friend you having come over today?

Leon Fire Heart: ... it's friend lah not boyfriend we are not living in your time any more , five are coming

Leon's Mum: well if they are all boy and is your friend that is boyfriend lah , dont dirty my floor ah make sure they take off their shoe before they come in. After your Ah Mah come home from mahjong she very angry mood because she always lose her money we don wan her to kill one of your friend

Leon Fire Heart: yes lah muder i understand , they all is chinese any way they also take of their shoes in their house.

*Ding Dong*

Leon Fire Heart: ill get it

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: AyYYE BRUDER waaa i can smell your muder asam laksa from 100m away smell so goood

Michael and Leon do super very ultra mega cool hand shake.

Leon Fire Heart: yoyo, ya lah its coming from one of the best cook around of course its going to smell good , any way make yourself at home dinner be ready soon oh and also take off your shoes

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: okay okay

Leon's Mum: WHO IS IT LEON?

Leon Fire Heart: its limbo

Leon's Mum: oh the very tall one ah? also very skinny he should eat more , to skinny bhu hao leh must eat more meat

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: Ni hao auntie

Leon's Mum: oh michael , hao hao , ni leh?

Michael Lim Hurricane storm: i also good ,waa your food smell very nice you know

Leon's Mum: waa thankyou leng chai , dinner be ready soon so go watch xing kong or something

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: ah okay okay

*Ding Dong*

Leon Fire Heart: ILL GET IT

Brandon EarthRoot: sup my bruder from another muder

Brandon and Leon do super very ultra mega cool hand shake.

Leon Fire Heart: sup man come in come in , waa nice Ah gong thongs man whee you buy pasa malam ah?

Brandon Earthroot: ya lah only 2 dollars so cheap one, so i buy

Leon Fire Heart: nice nice i think michael is watching xing kong in the lounge , dinner be ready soon

Brandon EarthRoot: alright

Just when Leon is about to close the door.

Sean Shadow: RAAAAAAWR ! SUP BRUDER

Leon Fire Heart: AH SHIT MAN wth you pukking jibai , are you trying to give me heart attack ah? crazy lah you if i die no laksa for you

Sean Shadow: hahaha sorry lah

Leon Fire Heart: yaya what ever , come in go join brandon and michael in lounge

Five Minutes later Michael Wong and Jason Arrive. Wongy had to pick up jason because as usual jason never has a lift any where.

*Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong*

Leon Fire Heart: OKAY IM COMING LAH WTH STOP RINGING THE BELL

Brandon Earthroot: thats gota be jason

Michael Lim Hurricane Storm: yep

Jason RandomAbility: YOYOYO SARP MAN I SMELL YOUR MUDER FOOD MAKE ME SO HUNGRY AND EXCITED WALAU LEH

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: aye Leon sup, sorry i tryed to tell jason to stop but he never listen, you know how his brain is .. always thinking about food....

Leon Fire Heart: WA CAOZ LEH JASON im going to knock your head off one day

Jason RandomAbility: Aiyo sorry lah.. i cant control myself.. its your muder's cooking mah.. every body love her cooking

Leon Fire Heart: Yaya what ever come in come in go join the others in the lounge i think they watching xing kong

Michael Wong Keeper of the Light: Alright.

They all go sit down and watch xing kong for about 10minutes.

Leon Fire Heart: AYE MUDER HOW LONG TILL DINNER READY WE ALL HUNGRY ALREDY LEH

Leon's Mum: ITS COMING LAH what you think i am robot ? siao leh you maybe another 2minute

Leon Fire Heart: okay okay =.=

Two Minutes later.

Leon's Mum: OKAY ITS READY COME COME

-every body : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD -

They all go into kitchen and take their seats. Leon's mum puts all the final pots of food and dishes onto the table and Leon says grace.

Leon's Mum: Leon say grace.

Leon Fire Heart: uh.. okay lah... umm... Good foood... goood meat.... good.. god... let's eat. Amen.

Leon's Mum: ... SAY GRACE PROPERLY AH or i give all this food to the poor people in africa.

Leon Fire Heart: ... siao =.= jason you say grace.

Jason RandomAbility: okay okay , Id like to thank you lord for bringing us here today and blessing us with this wonderful meal that Leon's mum has cooked. Amen.

-every one says Amen-

Jason RandomAbility: WOOOOO FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

Everyone begins eating the laksa. Five minutes later..

*Ding dong dong dong dong Ding, Ding dong dong dong Ding*

Leon Fire Heart: O-o i recognise that ring... OMG!!

Leon goes and opens the door.

Othman Dardah 'Black G' : YOYO SUP DAWG HOW YOU BEEN MY NEGRO HAVENT SEEN YOU IN AGES MANG, i smelt your mothers food from my house so i thought id pay a visit, how come you no invite me man..

-btw othman lives in Thornlie, Leon lives in Gosnells.-

Leon Fire Heart: OMG YO BLACK G , I KNOW ITS BEEN AGES man you still busting rap songs man , sorry lah it was just a gathering for the carders.. but come in come in theres extra room for ya

Othman Dardah 'Black G' : sick as bruder.

Leon Fire Heart: yo every one i'd like you to meet my close friend Othman Dardah 'Black G'

-everyone: yoyo-

Othman Dardah 'Black G': sup ya'll in da hood man i just came from japan man and im gona rhyme all day in a pan man . thankyou.

-everybody: LoL ? ¬.¬ -

Leon Fire Heart: omg good one dawg hi5.

Leon's Mum: ah hello othman how is your muder? oi where is my cake leh.. i ask your muder to make me some cake but she never ring me or anyting

Othman Dardah 'Black G': yo wassup auntie dawg, umm my muder been real slack yo so umm maybe the cake come in few days mang

Leon's Mum: okay lah thats okay, come sit down i get you a bowl.

Othman Dardah 'Black G': Sweet as , but um.. one thing Mrs D wheres the fried chicken yo , can't a black man get something fried around here? like maybe some fried wontons or springs rolls or something ?

Leon's Mum : what you tink this place is? fake chinese resturaunt for Ah Mor ? siao leh .. in your dreams.

Othman Dardah 'Black G': oh sorry Mrs D my bad yo , laksa is good.

Leon's Mum: thats what i thought

Leon's mum goes get othman a bowl but also brings out a side dish. Ba Gua.

Jason RandomAbility: OMGWTFBBQ!!! IS THAT BAGUA?!?!!??!

Leon's Mum: of course lah

Jason RandomAbility: OMG AUNTIE LEH YOU ARE THE BEST, i can eat ba gua till cows come home liao , waaa auntie next time you can come my house and cook for me any time

Leon's Mum: aiyo no need to thank me lah, just make sure you eat all because the kid in africa don have the luxury that you have right now

Jason RandomAbility: DONT WORRY LEH! I FINISH ALL!! my quest tonight is to finish everything! WAA HEN HAO CHI LEH!!

15 Minutes later Jason had to be rushed to hospital because he had eaten way to much.

-Episode Five Finish-